Audios

Audio Full Body and Face Rating

Send me everything. I'll tell you exactly what I see.

£15.00
In stock

Five minutes of my honest reaction to your face and your body recorded just for you. Head to toe. Nothing skipped. Nothing softened. I'll start with your face and work my way down. Eyes. Jaw. Skin. Build. Posture. The way you stand. The way you carry yourself. Every detail scored and commented on with zero filter.

Send me your best pictures and your worst ones. I want angles. I want lighting. I want the ones you nearly deleted. The more you send the more thorough the rating gets. I'll tell you what works, what doesn't and what made me look twice for the wrong reasons.

You'll hear every pause. Every reaction. The sharp inhale when something catches my eye and the silence when it doesn't. I'll score you out of ten and break down exactly why you got that number. Face and body rated separately so there's nowhere to hide.

Five minutes is the starting point. Want a deeper breakdown? Add on five minutes at a time. I'll go feature by feature until there's nothing left to say.

Send me your name, your pictures and whether you want honest, kind or brutal.

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Category
Audios
Lead time
24-48 hours
Delivery
Digital · instant unlock
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