SPH
Dicklet Written Rating SPH for the Undersized
You already know it's small. You want confirmation.
£10.00
In stock
A written rating specifically for those who aren't measuring up. I'll assess what you've sent with the brutal honesty it deserves. Comparisons, observations, the kind of detailed humiliation you can read and reread whenever you need to feel pathetic.
This isn't for those hoping I'll be kind. This is for those who know they deserve mockery.
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