Wake Up Call Audio (Gentle or Mean)
Set this as your alarm. You'll never sleep through it.
Five minutes of my voice waking you up exactly the way you need. You choose the tone. Gentle or mean. Soft and sweet or sharp and cruel. Either way you're starting your day with me in your ear and my voice is the first thing your brain processes before anything else.
Gentle version. I'll ease you awake slowly. Say your name softly. Tell you it's time to open your eyes. Remind you what you've got to look forward to. Warm. Calm. Like I'm lying next to you and nudging you awake with a smile.
Mean version. Get up. Now. I've had enough of your lazy pathetic self lying there wasting my time. I'll drag you out of sleep with insults, demands and the kind of tone that makes your eyes snap open before your brain catches up. No snooze button. No mercy.
Personalised with your name, your morning routine and whatever motivation or punishment gets you moving fastest.
Five minutes is the starting point. Want a longer morning routine talked through? Add on five minutes at a time.
Tell me your name, what time you wake up and whether you want the angel or the demon.
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