Bedtime Degradation Audio
Lie down. Close your eyes. Let me tuck you in with the truth.
Five minutes of my voice being the last thing you hear before you fall asleep. Soft tone. Cruel words. I'll whisper every embarrassing thing about you into the dark while you lie there clutching your pillow like the little loser you are. No real man would do this. But you're not a real man are you.
I'll use your name. I'll say it gently like a bedtime story. Then I'll remind you of everything you failed at today. Everything you are. Everything you'll never be. The contrast between how soft my voice sounds and how hard the words hit is what makes this one stick. You'll fall asleep thinking about it and wake up still feeling it.
This is designed to be the last audio you play before bed. Headphones in. Lights off. Covers pulled up. Just you and my voice in the dark telling you what you already know but needed to hear one more time before you close your eyes.
Five minutes is the starting point. Want a longer bedtime routine? Add on five minutes at a time. Sweet dreams.
Tell me your name, your biggest embarrassments and how cruel you want the lullaby to be.
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