Filthy Muddy Wellies for Hire, Foot Slave Cleaning Task, Returned to Me Spotless
My wellies are caked in mud. You're going to fix that.
Filthy Muddy Wellies for Hire, Foot Slave Cleaning Task, Returned to Me Spotless
My wellies are caked in mud. You're going to fix that.
Thick dried mud up the sides, soles packed solid, insides warm and used from hours of wear with nothing underneath. They arrive at your door exactly as I pulled them off, mud and all. Your job is to clean them properly, scrub every inch, and send them back fit for me to wear again.
The pricing is simple. Pick any pair I have listed for sale. You pay the listed price plus postage to you. That's the whole cost. No hire fee on top, no separate charge. The only difference between buying and hiring is that you don't keep them. You clean them and send them back to me at your cost. So if a pair is listed at £30, you pay £30 plus postage. If a pair is listed at £45, you pay £45 plus postage. Return postage is yours.
I might send you instructions. I might send you a video watching you fail. Either way, you'll be on your knees scrubbing the mud off every inch, and you'll thank me when they're collected.
Want more? Add a worn sock parcel to clean alongside, request a custom video task, or ask about regular service bookings.
