Five minutes of me leaving you a voicemail after one too many...., Heyyyyy. You up? Guess who.

Voicemail from a TIPSY Woman Audio

Honest. The kind of message that should never have been sent but was. You'll hear the giggling. The rambling. The long pauses where I forget what I was saying. And then the moments where something real slips out that I'd never say sober.

I'll use your name. A lot. The way people do when they're trying to make a point. I'll tell you things I've been thinking about. Things I shouldn't admit. Things that make you press your phone harder against your ear because you don't want to miss a single slurred word.

Maybe it's flirty. Maybe it's emotional. Maybe it's chaotic and jumps between both without warning. You pick the tone and I'll deliver it with all the energy of a woman who found your number at 2am and decided tonight was the night.

You'll hear background noise. Laughter. The tap of heels. The moment I nearly hang up but don't because I've got one more thing to say. You won't believe what happened tonight. And I'm going to tell you all of it whether you asked or not.

Five minutes is the starting point. Want a longer rambling voicemail? Add on five minutes at a time.

Tell me your name, the vibe you want and what you wish a woman would say to you after midnight.

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