Personalised Cock Rating Audio
Send me your pictures. I'll tell you exactly what I think.
Five minutes of my honest reaction recorded just for you. Size. Shape. Colour. Grooming. The way it sits. The way it looks from every angle you sent. I'll score you out of ten and explain exactly why you got that number. No sugar coating. No kindness unless you've actually earned it.
I'll use your name. I'll reference your pictures directly so you know I've looked at every one. You'll hear the pauses. The laughs. The silence that says more than words ever could. Whether you score high or low, you'll remember the way I said it.
Five minutes is the starting point. Want a more detailed breakdown? Add on five minutes at a time.
Send me your name, your pictures and whether you want honest, cruel or humiliating.
